Hi,

The PRO DopeRZ TouR '07 this saturday.......

As IF YOU didn't kNOW!, I mean i dunnno, maybe you didn't but you do now, ah humph, etc etc. SHeEESH!,

ALRIGHT, so the PDT is on, you're invited, it's gonna be rad.. hopefully you can come and be a part, race, cheer, party, alloftheabove, whatev

Here's the AGEnDA..

> 1. True DOPERZ are invited to HQ on Friday night for race registration and official Doping INdex Weigh IN + Shake DOWN StARing COntEST = 7 p.m. till bedtimesally

> 2. KICKOFFF!!! SAturday mornin' Neutral rollout departs Dos GRINGOZ booritoes AT 9,(sweriously, TRue DOPERz should be mainlining espresso long before that) Riderz, racerz, and whoever can throw their gear in a shuttle vehicle at DGB.. So yeah neutral rollout, think 3+ hrs of singletrack. yup. (hangovers still intact upon arrival at the race venue could likely be leveraged towards favorable start positions, bonus pts, etc etc.)

>3. So about that 3 hr. single track neutral rollout.. It'll be sweet, and the race will commence at the Cattle Creek Castle at the crack of noonthirtyish provided, the rollouterz have arrived.. Directions are reaDIly available for all non rolloutrerz, on ze blog.. (stomparillaz.blogspot.com, on the right in the lil PDT info section

>4. PDT Prologue - Stage 1, Stage 2, Stage 3, Stage 4, Stage 5 (have you not been paying attention?)
For Spectatorz and the like.. The grill will be getting it on around Stage 3, in part to keep competitors from fading away like the waifish doperz they are.. Any interested non-competitors may take part in an off-road-one-speed/round of frisbee golf from the Stage 4 area back down to the house/start/finish area..
and of course, the AWards CerEmoney will devolve into a dance party suckaz...

>>PDT CompetitorZ can never forget that all Stompn' is subjective and your score will be a result of many factors over the course of the PDT, on that note, you should probably take a nap; CoSTumez no duh. Single SPEed-rather prevalent, but in keeping with the PRO DoperZ Philosophy of uneven plaYING FIELDZ, not required, like wise, fixxee not recommended.. and over all style points, critical. cool? cool.

*The PRO DoPERz TOUR Subscribes to the 'are you packin' program?', otherwise known as BYOWhatev, the grill will be hot, the ICECOLD! subsidize stompn' BECuz!

*The Pro DOperZ ToUR will be needing a couple of celebrity judges, (with really neat pen-person-ship)
if that's you, email the EsteEMed HEAD JuDGE, the HOnoRABLE HUMP! > aaron@airmadatech.com <

ANy Questions, callll meee 366 0852 (slappy) we're also practitioners of the D.I.Y awards program, so if you have any sweet crap you want to go to the appropriate competitor, diy. ha! seriously though, its like secret santa awards, just thought of that really, but it sounds cool.. weird old crap!! ART is that without function!!!

'''--- Whew, yeah I'm excited, perhaps a couple of U R 2?? Hear therez some DurANgo Crew on ze way, some boOULDER punkz, maybe a lil GOLDeN fellow or two? and off course asspen will represent, or should i say, send a representative.

The PRO DopeRZ ToUR is THE STOMpARillaz event. and hopefully you can come. It's a one day mountain bike stage race with no equal.

ANY QUEStionZ? (i mean, just ask..) did i forget anything? missU max