Dead Baby DOwnHill

So the West Coast StompaZ rolled out with the dead babyz 4 their famous downhill extravaganza. The race kicked off from a West Seattle shithole bar at the sound of a 1/4 stick of dynamite going off almost directly under a Lexus SuV, rolled through the post apocalyptic waste of Harbor Island (one of the most toxic places in the UsA, by the way.), down to the most lawless of neighborhoods Georgetown where a beer and heavy metal (cro-mo?) fueled party bike mosh/dance. Remember that scene from the second Matrix where the evil machines were coming and fat Laurence Fishburn was all like "PAAAARRRRRTTTYYYYYY!!!!!" it was mostly like that but with the best parts of Beyond Thunderdome thrown in for free. (Tina Turner in chain mail for instance.)

And...Jousting. of course. (tallbikessmallbikesbearvs.pandapreistvs.santaetc...)Ayaayayayayayay!!!!!