10.22.2007

Welll that WUz Easeeee!


Yup no problem, theze jerzeeez r so hot they can't B avoided..
well this bum wuz spotted and he actually already payed but WHAtev!!!

STompaZ Go 2 the ROdWEoOO

Why does this goofy bidness have so many hitz? cuz its rad i guess

DEADFEST

DEADFEST WAS A DONKEY FEST OF THE UTMOST SOPHISTICATION! ALL YOUS WHOSE MISSED IT SHOULD BE SAD.3 days, 48 racers, 7 stages, look for the upcoming more documentation to upcome. ARRRRRYA

Remaining JERzzzeeezzzzz

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You want one, that much was apparent when you blushed.
There are some left, going quickly i might addd,

4 left, one spoken for moments ago... ok so get it together...
100,000,000 in cash but likely as not we could work out a payment plan , initial fee $66.666
or soooomethin' .. anyway email moi stomparillaz@gmail peas m

When in doubt

I thought you might like tis quote for your blog,from an old book
called The Household Guide from 1897. Bike riding was relatively new
then, but had many followers: >.>>>>>.... THankS MOM!

"Bicycle Exercise
To get the real benefit a bicycle can give, dont't race, or attempt
phenomenal distances.
Walk up the severe hills, i.e, those (depending on the person) which
cause the slightest inconvenience in breathing.
Avoid going with riders who are stronger than you, as you are then
about certain to overdo.
Sit erect.
Wear loose woolen clothing.
Go,if possible, into an interesting country, so as to have occasion
for little detours afoot, off the road, and so vary the exercise.
Go alone if you can,and not with someone who will not stop and rest
when you feel like it."

10.21.2007

DOUNOTHISMAN?


Well rumor has it he's moving to carbondale, so just be on the lookout ok?

rockz


just found this sweet big ol' painting on the computrr don't know who made it someone at the whitney bienniaalalal in 2003 maybe

River Crossn' Bici race


Click IT! readit MORE IMPoatante come race yer bike
Saturday Nov 10th at Dos Gringoz booritoz before 9, sweriously... m
Cl

stmpzSKULZ

10.19.2007


Sometimes being "married" can make you feel old. Thats not always a bad thing... is it?

10.16.2007

SSWC foootee foote

Heere's some footage from a while ago when the world champion was crowned in scotoland? rEmember???

10.15.2007

MOab 24 hrs Drunk Cyclist encounter

punks gotta get drunks

iknow your tired, but it's mandatory, so get on it!



Click on the image for a close up poster of your very own!

pweas

stmp radio 2nite 11 -1 i'm tired tuneinonup kdnk.org

I know U have PHOTOZ





2hundred4 hrs of moab


What can be said? The STOmpaRilllaz! in moab, absolutely, unequivocally, VIP. holy crap.
Anyway 3rd place SINgle RIGID was critical to our overall victory as the most raddest crew there, and by there, of course i mean there at vip HQ in teh sandbox.. so yeah, more pictures on the way. And I'm pretty sure the Freightliner XTraCycle will be holding the course record for some time to come.. AYAYAYYYAYAYYAYYYAYY!!!!

10.11.2007

HOO-RAH


NEwww JERRRZZZZZZez


They're IN and THEy're HOT! new jerseyz

10.09.2007

fmc # 41


yeah yeah

Rally of the Dead



It is now less than two weeks away, and whilst you may be tired after Moab and whatnot, your attendance is required and it is quite mandatory that you all attend, costumes a must.


HeyNow,
the thing weve been workin on is around the corner.
come and see the magic with a friend or two.
thurs is a group ride, fri is a movie premiere and rider sign in,
sat is a sweet stage race and a live music awards thing,
sunday a polo tourney
bring it
passion

10.08.2007

Howell Chessler WEDDDINGG!


yup, big time. Justin and Anna are fo REAL!!!!

10.04.2007

tuesday boozeday

I LOVE SCHOOL PROJECTS

PDT DFL


What Does it take to be Dead FUCkiNG LASt At the PRO DOperZ TouR? Well here under a tall bike next to one of the prize vehicles (to be destroyed by the victor), a DFL contender remains PAsSED the FUCK OUT somewhere in the middle of stage 3. shortly hereafter, said contenders' mother arrives to ascertain what precisely is wrong, she is informed that this is how YOU WIN THE FUCKING DFL!!!!

10.01.2007

Whitie!

This Ol' thing was made by Ivin when he was living with the Coooper Boyz in VT one summer. WHitie was subsequently sentanced by our mother to a good home, away from ben mainly. He was found to have lots of shiny grit in the tansmission (more)

PDt Binga Hillclimb

indescribable pain, searing victory, etc. etc. the Pro DopRz Tour Binga Hillclimb back yet again, ooowwwww cotttonmouth



We all have seen the picture of Max acting too cool next to Slick Willy, but this is too much. Have some respect for Ole Blue Eyes Max, this is just unacceptable.

9.30.2007

PDT Rasmussofawn tractor pull

iiii yup that's right folks, despite years of anorexia and epo michael rasumssofawn dances like bambi and climbs like pantani, only he's a doper. sad really...

PRo DoPErZ TOUR '07 Tractor Pull

The PRo DOpERZ TOUR may or may not have taken place in carbondale recently, most racers are believed to still be breathing. heavily.
Here the young mc ben cooper proves his style.

pdopaztour meltDOWN

Stomparilla and Pro DOpER SteveZ suffers a catastrophic drivetrain failure during the tractor pull; hard to recover from something like this, especially when you're not even as drunk as you're gonna be.. crap

9.29.2007

Full Moon Dates - The Old Farmer's Almanac

Full Moon Dates - The Old Farmer's Almanac

whatev 8 o'clock next one on... 10.26.07 sucka

Floyd Survives PDT with bloody nose



That would be Floyd Landis there, who had stolen an airplane in a ill advised attempt at direct marketing, and crashed into the PRo DOpeRZ TouR suffering a bloody nose. No seriously though, the last 11 minutes of helmet cam footage i took were of the sky and they were taken while i was passed out under a pile of bikes and now i can't find the camera so i guess that's kind of where it stands at the moment.. anyway .

9.28.2007

The Sweetest

I don't do much surfin but for all the geeks out there this is by far the best and funnest website ever. Also the best shop in town so they say.......


www.durangocyclery.com

Gerhard Richter











jvt luvz paint me2

Scoooty2

YOU KNOW SCOOOOT used 2 be a bici mechanic now hez a ipod mechain!!!!scott harris
to me
show details
5:15 pm (6 hours ago)

this is something that you might like, also had a discussion with Michael Hayes, so forward this on to him and any other Mac/Ipod users who might want a little more music management.



Senuti - www.fadingred.org/senuti/

It lets you take music back off your Ipod and save it on your hard disk, in case you have some stuff that was 'given' to you that you'd like to keep. The nice thing is, it is made to run under OSX, so it works right off the desktop with a few small Itunes alterations.

See ya
S*


ps- god your brother is such a fucking punk.






9.27.2007

SheeSHEHHH Ckkaaabob


SOOOO herez the THING< GOlly gOSh GEE isn"T LIFe SWeeeelllll? First OFf, Will and JON are juusstst sooooo DREAMy.. POlitiCAl ARt doesn"t Escape the factoidaloid that the PErSonAL IS PoLiticaAL and the POlitiCAL IS PErSONAL and the personalpolitical is pretty dammn funnny!!! *%

AaaaND SPECiAlIzeD came out with a 29r fulllsusssr so i've heard, well that legitimizes it, WHATEv!1 BUt what DOes is that MIKE SinYARd is riding from cali to vegas 4 interbike...on a DOUBLE Decka' TherEz a StUMpy 29r full sus on the bottom, (the couch where he sleeps) and a Specialized racin' trmac on the top! *?

and. DEEERHOOOFF, you bettr not mISSS it, cuz they ROCK , you know LIKe WIth ROCKZ?! and since they' haven't given away nothin' free 4 too long on there web site they're given away a 'album' n itz sweeeeet get it soon 4 itz gone!! *^

researchabitez.. *% http://www.bladesofglorymovie.com/home.html

(P.S>> you can also print the full res vs. from the website o' me, it's preetty much a christmas card>> http://www.max-cooper.com/gallery/main.html



*? http://www.specialized.com/bc/SBCBkModel.jsp?spid=33437



*^ http://deerhoof.killrockstars.com/


ohyeah PPPPPPP.s aand the PDT was perty sweeeet

9.26.2007

Dan Deacon on NBC

Saw this guy perform a few days ago.... so good.

9.23.2007

Xena Warrior Princess - Teaser Trailer Xena Vs Gods

i wuz born into a world you may not understand. The MOthA FUcKin PRo DOPErz Tour BITCHEZ IS everyones still alive? jesus i hoppe so. they turn you into a weapon, and then they want you dead, by your own vomit covered hand, jesus. pdt 07.

9.20.2007




Talleetall Byykzzz


Just how tall? World record tall.
Viz, it can happen...

And we still need partial judges for PDT. (not amputees, rather, entire ones who are entirely corrupt!)

9.18.2007

Further RWEADINGng





Reply
Ben Cooper
to me
show details
3:28 pm (7 hours ago)
OIC i dint realize that was the big dumby bike building guy who built you a piss mustard peice of extra-terrestr-cycle crap! and he had the tenacity to rob you AGAIN! son of a B im sick and tired of californicaticating. SOMEHWHERE IN FLORIDA VOTES ARE STILL BEING COUNTED! At the awards ceremony next year you should pull the al gore "hello, im max cooper, i used to be your next president!"